WAAAAUGH FOREVUR!

(To the tune of "Have You Ever", by The Offpring)

WAAAUGHING, OI'M WAAAUGHING!
WAAAUGHING, OI'M WAAAUGHING!

AVE YOO EVUR DROVE FROO A WAAAUGH
BUT IT WUZ MORE LOIK DA WAAAUGH PASSED ROUND YOO
LIKE DERE WAS A RUNTHERD DAT POKED AN PUSHED YOO FROO?

AVE YOU EVUR BEEN AT SUMPLACE
RECOGNIZIN EV'RY ORKY FACE
UNTIL YOO REELIZED DAT WAZ NO-ONE DERE YOU KNEW?
WELL OI WAAAUGH!

SUM DAYZ, ME BIKE'S KONFINED AN' ALL SIDELINED
SULK FOREVUR
SUM DAYZ, OI'M SO OUT-WAAAUGGH'D AN' OUT UV TIME!
'AVE YOU EVUR?

WAAAUGHING, OI'M WAAAUGHING!
WAAAUGHING, OI'M WAAAUGHING!

'AVE YOO EVUR BURIED YER FIST IN YER FACE
COZ NO-ONE AROUND YOO WANTED TO RACE
OR AZ DA SLIGHTEST IDEA WOT IT IZ TO BE ORKY?

'AVE YOO EVUR FELT LIKE YOU KILT MORE
LIKE SUMONE ELSE WUZ FUDGIN' SCORE
AN' WOT CUD MAKE YOU WAAAUGH WAS SIMPLEE OWT UV REECH?
WELL OI WAAAUGH!

SUMDAY OI'LL RIDE AGAIN AN' NOT REAR-END
DIS TIME FOREVUR!
SUMDAY OI'LL STEER IT STRATE BUT NOT TODAY!
AV' YOO EVUR?

WAAAUGHING, OI'M WAAAUGHING!
WAAAUGHING, OI'M WAAAUGHING!

SUM DAYZ, ME BIKE'S KONFINED AN' ALL SIDELINED
SULK FOREVUR
SUM DAYZ, ME BESTEST FREND IZ ME ENGINE!
'AVE YOO EVUR?
SUMDAY OI'LL RIDE AGAIN AN' NOT REAR-END
DIS TIME FOREVUR!
SUMDAY OI'LL STEER IT STRATE BUT NOT TODAY!
AV' YOO EVUR?

WHEN DA TEEF FALLS AWAY
EV'RYBODY STAYS
COZ DA TROOF ABOWT DA WURLD IZ DAT WAAAUGH DOEZ PAY!

SO IF YOO DRIVE AWAY
'OO IZ GONNA STAY
COZ OI'D LOIK TA FINK DA WAAAUGH IZ AN ORKY PLACE!

WHEN DA TEEF FALLS AWAY
EV'RYBODY STAYS
COZ DA TROOF ABOWT DA WURLD IZ DAT WAAAUGH DOEZ PAY!

SO IF YOO DRIVE AWAY
'OO IZ GONNA STAY
COZ OI'D LOIK TA FINK DA WAAAUGH IZ AN ORKY PLACE!

WHEN DA TEEF FALLS AWAY
EV'RYBODY STAYS
COZ DA TROOF ABOWT DA WURLD IZ DAT WAAAUGH DOEZ PAY!

SO IF YOO DRIVE AWAY
'OO IZ GONNA STAY
COZ OI'D LOIK TA FINK DA WAAAUGH IZ AN ORKY PLACE!
OI'D LOIK TA LEEV DA WURLD AS AN ORKY PLACE!
OI'D LOIK TA KILL DA WUUUUUUURLD...